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post Mar 25 2014, 02:28 AM
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At my local bookstore:

Me: Hi, do you have any copies of Pilgrim at Tinker Creek by Annie Dillard?
Employee: Sorry, what?
[I repeat myself at least twice.]
Employee: How's that spelled, P-I-L-G-O-R...
[I spell it.]
Employee: We don't, sorry, at least not in the computer. But you can check in fiction.
Me: Oh, thanks, but I already did.
Employee: Oh. Well, it would be in fiction, so you can check there.

[I thank the guy and walk away to find someone less clueless.]

Me: Hi, is it possible for you guys to order a book you don't have? I'm looking for Pilgrim at Tinker Creek by Annie Dillard.
Employee: [muttering to himself while typing] Pilgrim...how is that even spelled? ...wait, I had it right the first time.

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Guest_JBroms_*
post Mar 25 2014, 02:31 AM
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"I need to put gas in my elevator."
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Guest_NicoTheVarsity_*
post Mar 25 2014, 04:58 PM
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*coaches giving out phone numbers in case of emergency*
Coach: 6..2-
S1: -Whoa, slow down there cowboy!
Also
"At this point, I'm not even enjoying eating. I'm just shoving food in my mouth because it's the right thing to do; to screw our school district."

This post has been edited by NicoTheVarsity: Mar 25 2014, 05:02 PM
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Guest_the_crazy_honors_*
post Mar 26 2014, 02:42 AM
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QUOTE (NicoTheVarsity @ Mar 25 2014, 11:58 AM) *
"At this point, I'm not even enjoying eating. I'm just shoving food in my mouth because it's the right thing to do; to screw our school district."

Ohmygoshthis.

My teammates and I may or may not have bought and hoarded snacks in the last couple days of the trip.
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madcap
post Apr 23 2014, 04:05 AM
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QUOTE (NicoTheVarsity @ Mar 25 2014, 11:58 AM) *
*coaches giving out phone numbers in case of emergency*
Coach: 6..2-
S1: -Whoa, slow down there cowboy!
Also
"At this point, I'm not even enjoying eating. I'm just shoving food in my mouth because it's the right thing to do; to screw our school district."


Ahahahah, I love "cowboy." biggrin.gif

QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Mar 25 2014, 09:42 PM) *
QUOTE (NicoTheVarsity @ Mar 25 2014, 11:58 AM) *
"At this point, I'm not even enjoying eating. I'm just shoving food in my mouth because it's the right thing to do; to screw our school district."

Ohmygoshthis.

My teammates and I may or may not have bought and hoarded snacks in the last couple days of the trip.


I wish my school had paid for food!
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Guest_Andrew96_*
post Apr 30 2014, 12:22 AM
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Recently I sat in homeroom and a kid yelled "I peed on my hands, so I could slap him in the face with my pee hands!"
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Guest_the_crazy_honors_*
post Apr 30 2014, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE (Andrew96 @ Apr 29 2014, 07:22 PM) *
Recently I sat in homeroom and a kid yelled "I peed on my hands, so I could slap him in the face with my pee hands!"

Lol, glad to see you've discovered the immature side of the boards.
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Guest_the_crazy_honors_*
post Apr 30 2014, 02:21 AM
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QUOTE (TinDefacto @ Apr 29 2014, 09:16 PM) *
QUOTE (Andrew96 @ Apr 29 2014, 09:43 PM) *
"$20 an inch, huh? I'd be a $100 prostitute."

</fragbail> </bragfail>

EDIT: That made complete sense when I posted it... o.O

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TinDefacto
post Apr 30 2014, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Apr 29 2014, 10:21 PM) *
QUOTE (TinDefacto @ Apr 29 2014, 09:16 PM) *
QUOTE (Andrew96 @ Apr 29 2014, 09:43 PM) *
"$20 an inch, huh? I'd be a $100 prostitute."

</fragbail> </bragfail>

EDIT: That made complete sense when I posted it... o.O


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Guest_Andrew96_*
post Apr 30 2014, 02:35 AM
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The circle of stupidity is complete.

Or as my Scholastic freshman protege would say, "Andrew, circles aren't real. You just think they're real."
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Guest_the_crazy_honors_*
post May 24 2014, 09:09 PM
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My ten-year-old brother has taken interest in the concept of a year being seven dog years.
"Roxy's five, so she's thirty-five. You're an adult, Roxy! She can drink puppy beer if she wants to. She can drink.....she can smoke! She can drink puppy vodka..."
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