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post Dec 25 2012, 09:24 PM
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My school has its fair share of amusingly dumb people whose ramblings are a great source of amusement, hence a thread for hilariously stupid things we hear.

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50 grams...100 grams...500 grams...1 kilogram - what's kilo? It's a hundred, right?
And this is in AP Physics. I smell a 2.

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A: Is she hot?
B: Not really.
A: Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
B: Yeah, man...
A: Bro, why you even trying?
*long pause*
B: Smurf, man...

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Why we learning new stuff when next week Dead Week?
[Dead Week is my high school's version of reading days before exams. Classes meet, but only for review.]


I love my school.

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post Dec 26 2012, 10:04 PM
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Ah, teenagers.

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*writes 'merinera' on board*
Wait, how do you spell marinara?

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A: What's the past tense of 'fly?'
B: I think it's 'flaught.'

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Miss, are you the same taller as you were yesterday?
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post Dec 27 2012, 01:57 AM
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QUOTE (Lackluster @ Dec 26 2012, 04:04 PM) *
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Miss, are you the same taller as you were yesterday?



This reminded me:
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Can you higher the volume?

This deserves mention that this girl always said this from third grade through, as far as I know, the present.
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post Dec 30 2012, 05:00 AM
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Wow, it actually hurts when you fall.
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post Jan 17 2013, 04:51 PM
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You're so short you look like a freshman!

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I do not! Look, my phone says 10:48, and the 10:50 bell just rang, so their clock is...two minutes faster than my phone! See, is that freshman math? That's junior math!

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...subtracting 48 from 50? That's first grade math!
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post Feb 10 2014, 05:30 AM
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"Pasteurized milk? Is that a Christian thing?"
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post Feb 13 2014, 07:02 AM
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*Sophomore me goes to white board

*Writes 'Aisa'

V1 - "Nico that's not how you spell Asia"

*Looks at word for 10 seconds

Me - "Wait; there's no 'i' in Asia!"

V1 has never let me live this down.
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post Feb 13 2014, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE (NicoTheVarsity @ Feb 13 2014, 02:02 AM) *
*Sophomore me goes to white board

*Writes 'Aisa'

V1 - "Nico that's not how you spell Asia"

*Looks at word for 10 seconds

Me - "Wait; there's no 'i' in Asia!"

V1 has never let me live this down.


I say roughly 70% of the best funny stories in AcaDeca come from Varsities, 39% come from Scholastics, and 1% come from honors. I remember a varsity posting here about the Social Science study guide a few years ago; the tithe is a tax the church levied on agricultural production or landowners and she pronounced "tithe" "horribly, horribly wrong."
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post Feb 14 2014, 01:18 AM
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QUOTE (madcap @ Feb 13 2014, 10:33 AM) *
QUOTE (NicoTheVarsity @ Feb 13 2014, 02:02 AM) *
*Sophomore me goes to white board

*Writes 'Aisa'

V1 - "Nico that's not how you spell Asia"

*Looks at word for 10 seconds

Me - "Wait; there's no 'i' in Asia!"

V1 has never let me live this down.


I say roughly 70% of the best funny stories in AcaDeca come from Varsities, 39% come from Scholastics, and 1% come from honors. I remember a varsity posting here about the Social Science study guide a few years ago; the tithe is a tax the church levied on agricultural production or landowners and she pronounced "tithe" "horribly, horribly wrong."

Hey! I am the source of plenty of funny stories, thank you very much. Especially dorky mnemonics. Last year, Sebastian and I memorized the order of tribes invading ancient Russia with "Crazy, scary, sarcastic Gothic humans avenged kites voraciously." Also the general lack of street smarts.
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post Feb 14 2014, 02:01 AM
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QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 08:18 PM) *
Also the general lack of street smarts.

So much this.
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post Feb 14 2014, 02:32 AM
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QUOTE (TinDefacto @ Feb 13 2014, 08:01 PM) *
QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 08:18 PM) *
Also the general lack of street smarts.

So much this.

Did you guys know you need to have your car insurance with you when driving?
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post Feb 14 2014, 04:14 AM
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QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 09:32 PM) *
QUOTE (TinDefacto @ Feb 13 2014, 08:01 PM) *
QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 08:18 PM) *
Also the general lack of street smarts.

So much this.

Did you guys know you need to have your car insurance with you when driving?

Yes, yes I did.

That you had to get your car inspected each year, however? ...Nope.
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post Feb 14 2014, 04:31 AM
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QUOTE (TinDefacto @ Feb 13 2014, 10:14 PM) *
QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 09:32 PM) *
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QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 08:18 PM) *
Also the general lack of street smarts.

So much this.

Did you guys know you need to have your car insurance with you when driving?

Yes, yes I did.

That you had to get your car inspected each year, however? ...Nope.

There's a sticker!
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post Feb 14 2014, 04:32 AM
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QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 11:31 PM) *
QUOTE (TinDefacto @ Feb 13 2014, 10:14 PM) *
QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 09:32 PM) *

Did you guys know you need to have your car insurance with you when driving?

Yes, yes I did.

That you had to get your car inspected each year, however? ...Nope.

There's a sticker!

That just has two digits on it! How was I supposed to know to pay attention to it, or to know that it corresponded to a date seven months in the past?!
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post Feb 14 2014, 05:13 AM
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Not said, but a generally bright decathlete put a fork in the microwave.

Also, me and my teammate got all of our asian girls to start cursing like sailors lost at sea. It was fantastic.
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post Feb 14 2014, 05:32 AM
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QUOTE (Stanley Tree @ Feb 14 2014, 12:13 AM) *
Not said, but a generally bright decathlete put a fork in the microwave.

...I have done this...

...Though now I can't go without mentioning how one of our Scholastics (Kovan) set off the hotel fire alarm at State last year by failing quite hard at making popcorn. That was pretty great.

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post Feb 14 2014, 06:52 AM
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QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Feb 13 2014, 08:18 PM) *
Hey! I am the source of plenty of funny stories, thank you very much. Especially dorky mnemonics. Last year, Sebastian and I memorized the order of tribes invading ancient Russia with "Crazy, scary, sarcastic Gothic humans avenged kites voraciously." Also the general lack of street smarts.


Mnemonics aren't funny "stories." <3 < 3 <3

Looking at the last few posts:

Honors not knowing basic car ownership practices make pretty good funny stories.

Scholastics accidentally setting off fire alarms at competition hotels make great funny stories.

Varsities (Stanley Tree) getting all Asian girls on the team to start swearing profusely make outstanding funny stories. *standing ovation*
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post Mar 3 2014, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE (madcap @ Feb 13 2014, 10:33 AM) *
I say roughly 70% of the best funny stories in AcaDeca come from Varsities, 39% come from Scholastics, and 1% come from honors. I remember a varsity posting here about the Social Science study guide a few years ago; the tithe is a tax the church levied on agricultural production or landowners and she pronounced "tithe" "horribly, horribly wrong."

What happened to the other -10%?
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post Mar 3 2014, 07:31 PM
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QUOTE (redhawk2015 @ Mar 3 2014, 01:19 PM) *
QUOTE (madcap @ Feb 13 2014, 10:33 AM) *
I say roughly 70% of the best funny stories in AcaDeca come from Varsities, 39% come from Scholastics, and 1% come from honors. I remember a varsity posting here about the Social Science study guide a few years ago; the tithe is a tax the church levied on agricultural production or landowners and she pronounced "tithe" "horribly, horribly wrong."

What happened to the other -10%?

...why did none of us catch this before?
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post Mar 3 2014, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (the_crazy_honors @ Mar 3 2014, 02:31 PM) *
QUOTE (redhawk2015 @ Mar 3 2014, 01:19 PM) *
QUOTE (madcap @ Feb 13 2014, 10:33 AM) *
I say roughly 70% of the best funny stories in AcaDeca come from Varsities, 39% come from Scholastics, and 1% come from honors. I remember a varsity posting here about the Social Science study guide a few years ago; the tithe is a tax the church levied on agricultural production or landowners and she pronounced "tithe" "horribly, horribly wrong."

What happened to the other -10%?

...why did none of us catch this before?


Oof. I always go back and edit what I write but forget to change other things. This definitely belongs in the stupid quotes thread. tongue.gif
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