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post Feb 15 2011, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE (Chloe @ Feb 15 2011, 04:35 PM) *
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My valentine's day:

I explain to my gf how were celebrating the day a guy who might have existed might have gotten his head chopped off. She agrees there's really no point. I play unreal for a few hours, then learn a few songs on bass. wub.gif

By that logic, guess you won't be celebrating Christmas this year either, huh

well, I never bother with presents... the closest I get is "Hey, put my name on that too." But who am I to stop others from celebrating as they see fit?


And the existence of Jesus is far more likely than St. Valentine... It looks like the catholic church made him up sometime in the late middle ages/early renaissance.
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post Feb 15 2011, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE (AK_WDB @ Feb 15 2011, 05:06 PM) *
^That. Also, does anyone seriously believe Jesus didn't exist?

I believe he existed, but not that he was

*ahem*


THE MESSIAH


He was just a really nice guy, I guess
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post Feb 15 2011, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE (Chloe @ Feb 15 2011, 05:26 PM) *
QUOTE (AK_WDB @ Feb 15 2011, 05:06 PM) *
^That. Also, does anyone seriously believe Jesus didn't exist?

I believe he existed, but not that he was

*ahem*


THE MESSIAH


He was just a really nice guy, I guess

She believes in Jesus, eh's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
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post Feb 16 2011, 05:01 AM
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attraction is being able to use cookie vision on your lover's clothes and eating them for dessert

love is using cookie vision on both your clothes and eating the other's cookie-clothing

protip: love and attraction are very fattening
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post Feb 16 2011, 05:05 AM
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QUOTE (Dr. Roffles @ Feb 15 2011, 11:01 PM) *
attraction is being able to use cookie vision on your lover's clothes and eating them for dessert

love is using cookie vision on both your clothes and eating the other's cookie-clothing

protip: love and attraction are very fattening

They make edible clothing in cookiedough flavor now??
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post Feb 16 2011, 05:12 AM
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no are you ridiculous

clothes made of cookies are the natural reaction to the usage of cookie vision on clothing

have you never had cookie vision??? what kind of a depraved soul are you
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post Feb 16 2011, 05:17 AM
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extremely depraved, but I think you might have meant deprived
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post Feb 16 2011, 05:31 AM
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QUOTE (tryingtothinkagain @ Feb 15 2011, 10:17 PM) *
extremely depraved, but I think you might have meant deprived


I dunno. Only depraved souls could manage a life without cookie vision.
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post Feb 16 2011, 05:59 AM
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QUOTE (Widget! @ Feb 16 2011, 12:31 AM) *
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extremely depraved, but I think you might have meant deprived


I dunno. Only depraved souls could manage a life without cookie vision.

widget speaks the truth. how do you live, ttta. how does your life have meaning???
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post Feb 16 2011, 05:59 PM
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I think we concluded early on that TTTA's life was pretty meaningless.
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post Feb 17 2011, 12:00 AM
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post Feb 17 2011, 12:05 AM
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unpinned? sadface
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post Feb 22 2011, 08:30 PM
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You're like an infection of an antibiotic-resistent strain of Neisseria meningitidis: I just can't get you out of my head
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post Feb 22 2011, 08:34 PM
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...oh god, please don't tell me it's you who said that.
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post Feb 22 2011, 08:38 PM
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Yup. And she appreciated it lol.
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post Feb 25 2011, 11:17 AM
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glad you made it, ttta. pull up a chair. ignore the dead animals -- they will be pelts someday, i assure you. would you like some yoo hoo? i seriously can't stop drinking this stuff. no? probably for the best, i'd beat you up for it after i gave you one, i have no short term memory. speaking of which, what is it you wanted to know about? oh. long term relationships. what a silly thing to want to know about!

the important thing about a long term relationship is to learn certain "triggers."

gosh not on guns, get your mind out of your bedside table.

no, i mean LOVE triggers. i mean the things that make you and your cat go "oh my lord we in LoVe ~ * ~ * ~ * ~! !! ! !" before you both realize you sound absolutely retarded and cease such nonsense instantly. these triggers can be many things. for me, i have found that writing pirate-themed erotica about us having superpowers inspires Love Triggers in my girlfriend. she, on the other hand, has discovered that i am just inordinately struck with Love Feelings when i catch a ghost. to perpetuate such feelings, she murdered the ghostbusters and gave me their equipment.

now, i can catch ghosts all the time ! that is what us experienced players call "True Love."

in terms of discovering these Love Triggers, it is very difficult. however, it is probably less difficult for you, as you have neither superpowers nor statistics, both things that i have in many colors, shapes, and sizes. the main thing is to realize that Love Triggers are a very nebulous, moronic concept. you should literally forget you just read everything i just said. right now. okay, have you forgotten? wait, crap, you forgot back too far, now you don't remember who i am. well, ttta, it turns out i'm a magical dragon who lives in a cloud and i'm telling you to not worry about relationship length at them moment. feelings are extraordinarily fickle at early stages of the relationship. you may very well want it to continue til you die right now and you may think you can't spend another second with her a month. same with her. there is absolutely no way to tell if or when a relationship is about to end messily and heartbreakingly, but that's no reason not to enjoy it in the moment. so have fun with your girl, and if you have a chance, write her pirate themed erotica. that will help your Goals.

in conclusion, i am a dragon.
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post Feb 25 2011, 11:40 AM
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p.s. hey everybody once you have properly digested my sage advice follow me to the emotions topic oh hee hee
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post Feb 25 2011, 05:57 PM
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I'm just going to stop reading your posts until you lay off the peyote.
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post Feb 25 2011, 07:04 PM
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I don't know about pirate-themed erotica, but my half-awake erotic 10 am texts are poetic, yet shockingly explicit. Based on what I think your peyote-induced rant was trying to imply, I got this.
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post Feb 25 2011, 07:08 PM
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TTTA...never use the word "erotic" in your posts ever again.
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